Are These Daily Life Thoughts Relatable or Just Me?

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and my fellow overthinkers who stare at their PC pretending to work but are mentally living in a Bollywood music video. 🕺🎶

Let me tell you about my daily struggle. My thoughts are like a Google Chrome browser — 17 tabs open, 5 frozen, and I can’t figure out where the music is coming from. 🎧

Morning Routine: The Lottery Dreamer

Every day starts the same. I wake up, look at myself in the mirror, and think, “Yaar, ek lottery lag jaaye toh kya baat hai.” 💸 But then reality slaps me harder than HR during a compliance session. I check my bank balance, see the 4-digit figure, and decide, “Shaadi toh tabhi karungi jab honeymoon ke liye Maldives jaane ka paisa ho!” 🌴

The Office Entry: Adjusting in Corporate Culture

So, I walk into the office with my “corporate” smile. You know, the one that says, “I’m fine, everything’s great!” but inside, my soul is screaming, “Bhai, mujhe bacha lo yahaan se!” 🥲

Then there’s that one guy in every office who’s always energetic at 9 a.m. sharp, saying stuff like, “Good morning! How’s it going?” Dude, at 9 a.m., I don’t even know who I am, let alone how it’s going! 😵‍💫