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Ever Wondered What Goes On Inside My Head All Day?
Welcome to my brain, where overthinking meets sarcasm, and daily life feels like a sitcom I didn’t audition for! 😄
Hello, humans of all kinds! Prepare yourselves, because I’m about to take you on a wild, drama-packed journey through the chaos of my daily inner thoughts. Fasten your seatbelts — it’s going to be a hilarious, slightly awkward ride!” 🎢😂
7:00 AM: Alarm
The alarm blares. My first thought? “Who invented mornings and why aren’t they in jail?”
I slap my phone like I’m swatting a fly and immediately regret waking up. My brain whispers, “You know, if you just stayed in bed forever, you’d never have to deal with the day’s nonsense. Just saying.”
But then my inner Indian parent voice kicks in: “Beta, alarm toh baja raha hai, lekin tu kab sudharegi? Har roz yeh alarm se dushmani? Kal se 5 baje uth ke yoga karegi!”
Sure, mom. Let me just fix my entire life before breakfast.
7:00 AM: Shower
In the shower, my brain transforms into a philosopher. “Why is shampoo always so slippery? Like, who designed this? Soap for hands has grip, but shampoo? It’s basically a greased-up dolphin in a bottle.”
And then there’s the existential dread: “What if I die in here and people find my lifeless body next to a…