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Ever Wondered What Your Heart Would Say If It Could Talk? Spoiler: It’s the Real MVP!
Ever wondered if your heart is secretly the hardest-working partner in your life, never taking a day off — until it decides to ghost you?
Alright, gather around, folks. Let me tell you about our relationship with our heart — this complicated little thing inside us. It is like the most loyal partner you could ever have… except it is also a little high-maintenance.
Every day, it is like, “Alright, here we go, 100,000 beats, pumping blood like a pro. Let us do this again!” And we are over here like, “Uh, heart, can you take a break? Maybe chill for a minute?” But no, it is already planning out its next 70 million beats like it is on a marathon with no finish line. And you know what it says to us? “You want me to slow down? Please. You are lucky I am even here.”
It is like being in a relationship where your partner is always doing the heavy lifting carrying everything, moving at full speed, and you are just trying to keep up. You ask it, “Hey, can you just slow down for a second?” And it is like, “Slow down? My job is to keep you alive. You slow down.”
Now, imagine if the heart got fed up one day. Picture this: the heart has been working non-stop for years, and one day, it is just had enough. It texts the brain and says, “I am…