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My Crazy, Multitasking Family: Heroes, Lazybones, and T-Shirt Thieves
My family is like a reality show — chaotic, sarcastic, and filled with people who think multitasking is an Olympic sport.
let me tell you about my super family, who could easily be cast in a reality show called “The Multitaskers of the Century.” 🎬🎉
First up, there is my father. He is not just a dad. He is everything. You name it, he is the expert. Financial manager? Of course! 💰 He can calculate the interest on your loan and fix your broken faucet in one go. Electrician? No problem! 🔌 He can wire your house and probably even rewire your brain (if he ever tried, he would probably succeed). Plumber? Do not even get me started. If there is a leaky pipe, he will fix it with such finesse you would think he built the entire plumbing system from scratch. 🚿 And let us not forget his role as my sister’s hero. 🦸♂️ The way she looks up to him is almost like he is a superhero. I am pretty sure she believes he can stop a speeding car with his bare hands. 💪 Oh, and mumma’s kitchen helper — though I am not sure how much help he really is, since he just steals the last slice of pizza 🍕 and calls it “assisting.”
Then there is mum. The secret bank of the house. 🏦 I swear, this woman has an invisible vault of patience and wisdom. She is basically the family’s personal timekeeper. ⏰ If…